I couldn’t play Elden Ring because my system couldn’t run it, but I was absolutely certain the clay bro had an insatiable appetite for antique accesories.
I eventually was able to run this famous videosgame and since I have spent many hours playing it, I decided to chronicle the experience.
CW: Might contain spoilers about monsters and the often amusing violence inflicted by/upon them.
I’m not a fan of summons in Geriatric Hoop but if a boss can’t be parried my heart’s not really in it so I might as well let someone else deal with it.
PS: Artistic liberties were taken, grafty-boi doesn’t actually tell you he can’t be parried. You find out the old fashioned way: by trying unsuccessfully for an hour then looking it up on the wiki.
I suspect anyone playing Venerable Doughnut expects this sort of thing even from the most innocuous interactions.