I couldn’t play Elden Ring because my system couldn’t run it, but I was absolutely certain the clay bro had an insatiable appetite for antique accesories.
I eventually was able to run this famous videosgame and since I have spent many hours playing it, I decided to chronicle the experience.
CW: Might contain spoilers about monsters and the often amusing violence inflicted by/upon them.
I’m not a fan of summons in Geriatric Hoop but if a boss can’t be parried my heart’s not really in it so I might as well let someone else deal with it.
PS: Artistic liberties were taken, grafty-boi doesn’t actually tell you he can’t be parried. You find out the old fashioned way: by trying unsuccessfully for an hour then looking it up on the wiki.
I suspect anyone playing Venerable Doughnut expects this sort of thing even from the most innocuous interactions.
PS: Artistic liberties were taken once again, I only noticed the herp about 12 hours later.
There’s been some frustration further into Spavined Cirque where it seemed like certain skills might become obsolete, but some characters return to indulge those who studied the small pointy blade.