After exactly One Million Years, I have finally updated my websut. It has been tested on many a device and should work on most computors, phones and even the unholy abominations known as tablets. There may be a few bugs here and there on various mobile devices that I’m sure I’ll eventually find and squash ceremoniously (a scented candle for every insect).

If you are here already, you sneaky websut-navigator-you, then welcome to my systems check as I make sure all the thingers are in place and that nothing is going to explode except the things designed to explode (there are at least two).

Beach WZRD will begin updating once I have ascertained that all is well and good (metaphorically speaking. The experience of making this websut has taught me that code is inherently the most evil and forsaken of magicks). If you would like to know exactly when that happens, then sign up for the mailing list (look in that there sidebar, which may in fact be at the bottom of this page if you’re on a phone because now nothing on the web is static. It is all an ever-changing churn of True Chaos).

Anyway, click thingers, look at pictures, yell at the uncaring endless void, these are all things you can do here on this websut.